i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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