I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Randomize
