Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
