The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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