Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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