I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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