I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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