If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Randomize
