bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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