Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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