can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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