Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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