What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
When did angry sex become our thing?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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