I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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