am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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