i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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