It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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