Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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