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steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I met the friendliest cop last night
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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