oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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