Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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