If you die in college, do you die in real life?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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