My brain says no but my pants say off.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
