Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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