your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
