Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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