listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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