she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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