Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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