I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
