Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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