whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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