he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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