What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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