marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
