no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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