When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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