i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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