I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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