i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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