I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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