I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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