just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
