im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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