# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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