hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
