Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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