Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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