Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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