party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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