Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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