How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
