just come out here and I will go home with you...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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