ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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