ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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